I know an old lady who swallowed a fly

I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly.
A song about her swallowing attempts have been made and it's title is 'old lady who swallowed a fly'' well, Pebble knows all and sees all so of course Pebble knows this old lady. Well, this lady wasn't crazy like they make her sound nowadays. But when she was alive, she was a professional swallower. Her first act was swallowing a fly. But her swallowing career didn't start when she was an old lady, like most of you would think.. She was 3.. Her name was Old and her surname Lady. But this little toddler swallowed a fly one day and wanted to get rid of the fly. Well this fly was special.. It was Old Lady's best and only friend.. Well, you know how friendships are oh so important to a child's childhood.. What more a toddler. This child was anxious and panicked at her swallowing and approaches the fly's friend, cat. Cat also panicked and willingly jumped into the toddler's intestine, hoping to find fly before hydrochloride acid dissolved poor fly, and the story goes on.. Well Pebble is sad.. That Old Lady had to die so tragically.. She could have been a world famous toddler who swallowed big stuff.. Hmm.. But it's okay, her legacy still lives in the human race.. Nowadays people swallow cats, rats, ducks, all kind of things..

Story #3.1: adventures of Jolobo

Story #2 : The Cookie Syndrome.

It was a dark, sunny night. Potato and it's sidekick, chips, were walking back home when suddenly... They hit something.
That 'something' was round. It was brown and looked REALLY yummy. It was called*drumroll*.. a COOKIE !
As both potato and chips did not have mouths, the ran to the nearest 7-eleven to buy mouths.
One bite of the same cookie changed them alot. In fact, it changed them a whole lot.
With one bite, Potato was no longer called 'potato' but instead called Superman. From an oval shaped vegetable who originally did not have a mouth, it was now a fire breathing, laser powered super buff human, who could beat edward cullen just by looks alone . Now, you must be wondering what happened to chips? Well, chips became Albert Einstein. He got a gazillion PhDs and created a whole new planet, called Earth (well, it was new at that point in time). Together, Superman and Albert Einstein ruled the world.
They created an army of Darth Vaders, in case any jedis attacked. (They were on the dark side too, you know)
But there was a huge problem. Other than their army and themselves, there were no other inhabitants. They planned to increase Earth's population by getting people from Pluto and Jupiter to join them. With a determined heart, soul and mind, they began their quest, to find citizens. After 40 long years of campaigning and speeches, Earth's population increased. From an initial 0 people, now there was 1 person. Well, this one person was a very clever one. His name was Hao Yi. With his genius mind, he placed a huge order of a million cookies to be imported into Earth, from the light side.
*BAM* When the shipment arrived, there was not one cookie on board BUT... A MILLION people, hungry for MORE cookies.. where had the cookies gone? Inside their stomachs of course! With this ingenious plan, Superman and Albert placed more than a gazillion orders with the light side to import cookies. And gazillion citizens more did they get. Imagine the smiles on their faces when the population boomed so fast. But Genius Hao Yi would not be satisfied. He ordered an oven and held an audition for people to make cookies. A man by the name of Famous Amos was the finalist and he made delicious mouth watering cookies. With their secret weapon (cookies), the Albert & Superman kingdom was flourishing. They were unbeatable. They didn't even need their army of Darth Vaders now. (Well, they did, but their job was much lessened.) All they needed to do on the battlefield was throw enough cookies for everyone present and the enemies would immediately drop their weapons and gobble the yummy cookies up. Thus, the era was named 'Cookie Syndrome' era. And after this, they became citizens of Earth =D Until.. one unfortunate day, the oven making cookie broke down... And no one lived happily ever after. =(

Story #1:- The lady who had a brain.

PEBBLES HERE! Healthy and pebbling. Let the pebbling begin.



It was a cold Tuesday night. Ms. Martini was finishing her breakfast in a coffee shop (She doesn't believe in eating breakfast in the morning). Remember, it was a cold and RAINING. She didn't bring an umbrella with her. =( (Boo!) She knew she was going to get soaked. And then... She realized... IT WAS HER WEDDING DAY! ZOMG! She was going to get married to a Mr. Lucky. at precisely 11.59 pm. No need to panic. yet. it was only 11pm. She ran all the way home and got herself drenched in rainwater. No one soul could guess how drenched she was when she got home.. only Pebble. So she quickly changed into her wedding dress and put on make up. But due to bad luck, she hadn't taken off her wet clothes yet. So her wedding dress got miserably wet. Poor, poor martini, soaked in acidity (acid rain ;).

Things started to look up after that. On the way to her fiance's garage (the venue of her wedding) , she met a fortune teller. It was 11.02pm. Still early. She asked for her fortune and the 'fortune teller' who is actually a conman, told her that her wedding would be a disaster. Distraught Mary Martini asked him what she could do to turn her luck around.. With glowing eyes, the conman/ fortune teller told her she had to turn to the bible. As luck had it that day, she DID indeed have a bible with her, in case the priest had a nervous breakdown and she had to solemnize the wedding herself (She and her phobias..) She opened her bible and it landed to the story of Noah. She showed it to the fortune teller, who was very fortunate she hadn't realized she had been conned. He turned to her and paused. Then an idea popped into his mind. ' You.. you... YOU!' he said, with a tone ascending. Mary said 'Yea, me?' 'You MUST gather all animals availiable on this earth, two of every kind, one male, one female. This, will make your wedding a success.' with this, he broke into a grin, thinking himself to be the best conman alive, with his briliant- bible inspired 'prediction'. 'Owh.. okay...' Mary the Martini said. It was 11.03pm when her journey started...

Through thick jungles, rainforest, deserts, seas, oceans, zoos, pet shops, farms she did go. She gathered all the animals required. At 11.58pm, she arrived with over a million animals at her fiance's garage. "Meh????" Her fiance asked. She smiled and signaled the priest to go on with the ceremony. The wedding was a success. The con artist's predictions came true. Mary was happy. So was her Lamb. Mr&Mrs Lucky Lamb Chop lived happily ever after. The End.

FYI, Mary married the lamb, not ate it. =D That's how Mary got the little lamb. DUH!

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The title aside, WELCOME! =D
There's how business will run here:-

1. No rules
2. Everything (well, mostly) is based on fiction and wild ideas.
3. Scrap this.

This blog will let you and myself understand 'me' better.

Here, I shall post stories and whatever my alter ewgo (almost there) thinks.

From here on, my ewgo, Pebble, will take over this blog.

FYI, Pebble is a her. She pebbles. Not talk, not type, not write. Pebbles... Not even moo. Just.. pebbles.