It was a dark, sunny night. Potato and it's sidekick, chips, were walking back home when suddenly... They hit something.
That 'something' was round. It was brown and looked REALLY yummy. It was called*drumroll*.. a COOKIE !
As both potato and chips did not have mouths, the ran to the nearest 7-eleven to buy mouths.
One bite of the same cookie changed them alot. In fact, it changed them a whole lot.
With one bite, Potato was no longer called 'potato' but instead called Superman. From an oval shaped vegetable who originally did not have a mouth, it was now a fire breathing, laser powered super buff human, who could beat edward cullen just by looks alone . Now, you must be wondering what happened to chips? Well, chips became Albert Einstein. He got a gazillion PhDs and created a whole new planet, called Earth (well, it was new at that point in time). Together, Superman and Albert Einstein ruled the world.
They created an army of Darth Vaders, in case any jedis attacked. (They were on the dark side too, you know)
But there was a huge problem. Other than their army and themselves, there were no other inhabitants. They planned to increase Earth's population by getting people from Pluto and Jupiter to join them. With a determined heart, soul and mind, they began their quest, to find citizens. After 40 long years of campaigning and speeches, Earth's population increased. From an initial 0 people, now there was 1 person. Well, this one person was a very clever one. His name was Hao Yi. With his genius mind, he placed a huge order of a million cookies to be imported into Earth, from the light side.
*BAM* When the shipment arrived, there was not one cookie on board BUT... A MILLION people, hungry for MORE cookies.. where had the cookies gone? Inside their stomachs of course! With this ingenious plan, Superman and Albert placed more than a gazillion orders with the light side to import cookies. And gazillion citizens more did they get. Imagine the smiles on their faces when the population boomed so fast. But Genius Hao Yi would not be satisfied. He ordered an oven and held an audition for people to make cookies. A man by the name of Famous Amos was the finalist and he made delicious mouth watering cookies. With their secret weapon (cookies), the Albert & Superman kingdom was flourishing. They were unbeatable. They didn't even need their army of Darth Vaders now. (Well, they did, but their job was much lessened.) All they needed to do on the battlefield was throw enough cookies for everyone present and the enemies would immediately drop their weapons and gobble the yummy cookies up. Thus, the era was named 'Cookie Syndrome' era. And after this, they became citizens of Earth =D Until.. one unfortunate day, the oven making cookie broke down... And no one lived happily ever after. =(
